Martin David Martin
Was a very bad host
For all he offered was
Sliced buttered toast
Often coated with jam
Or in a sandwich
Stuffed with ham,
Sometimes even
As a special treat
Spread with honey
Served as a sweet.
Sometimes even
As an entree course
Thickly spread with
Strong brown sauce.
Against his will he
Was persuaded to go
And against all odds
Won Master Chef Pro
That brought more fame
As a chat show host
And celebs queue up
To Sample his toast.
Imagine the furore caused
On the fine dining scene
As they classrf his dishes
As hautest Haute Cuisine.
